Parker Patton

The gradnorm Minecraft skin (3-D preview unavailable)
Minecraft character for gradnorm, using the verified slim-arm Mojang skin. The character looks toward the pointer, turns with scrolling on mobile, and waves on click; repeated clicks do not restart an active wave.
hi, i'm parker@catears124

math + cs @ ua (may '28)

@catears124  /  parker.ml  /  ycty.ai  /  ears.cat  /  diffusion  /  ai safety  /  mechinterp  /  after effects  /  time series  / 
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projects+experience

Controlling for Prompt Format in Evaluation Awareness Probes

Tested whether Llama probes detect evaluation purpose or take prompt format shortcuts.

manuscript under review

tablet.ears.cat

Reverse engineered S620 firmware and built a browser based installer and calibrator for a custom firmware, reaching 7,000 users.

Low Dimensional Adversarial Attacks on Video Models

Built latent space video attacks to study how decoder geometry shapes robustness.

in progress

osu!rankguess

Built a gameplay dataset, skill prediction model, and osu! rank guessing app.

skills by evidence

ML / modelingreached 94.5% attack success at 27–30 dB PSNR (advDiff)
achieved 0.005931 CRPS on financial forecasts (diffusion forecasting)
model evaluationimproved residual-stream probes from 0.600–0.682 to 0.989–0.998 AUC (eval-awareness)
reached 0.846 R² and 1.84% MAE (osu!rankguess)
data / retrievalbuilt 3,000 synchronized gameplay video/replay/metadata samples (osu!3k)
indexed 2.1M+ research studies with 88% lower query cost (NullMap)
systems / deploymentdeployed a browser-based WebUSB application to 7,000+ users
increased polling from 266 Hz to 1,000 Hz
eliminated >15 ms input latency (tablet.ears.cat)
research infraorchestrated 1,080 Llama evaluation jobs (eval-awareness)
executed 3,652 adversarial trials across 686 source videos (advDiff)

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Seeking internships in research engineering / ML systems.

Small teams, ownership, and learning directly from strong engineers and researchers.

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updated oct 2026